'Relax, Smile & Enjoy!'

Life is full of UPs & DOWNs.

Recently, have been surfing blogs reading the more-or-less similar contents.

Yes, she is gone.

Its kinda funny when people comment about life being fragile, unpredictable.. etc

Can I just say lotsa poeple die EVERY SINGLE DAY!

Do you not know that life is fragile and unpredictable all along?

Thats why I alway say, 'Relax, Smile & Enjoy!'

Bad influences

Its Sunday again!

The as usual schedule - Ferrying my Mum, Aunt and Uncle to my grandma's place.

Today's different though.

We went to West Coast Sheng Siong instead, together with my grandma, 3rd aunt and uncle.

Were SQUEEZING through crowds when we came to this pool of black thingy that activated my curiousity...

Can't really see well and I went closer...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.................

I walked as fast as possible to get away after taking pictures...
*Forgive my ignorance, its my first time seeing them being displayed in Sheng Siong.

Back at grandma's place, I just cant stop laughing at Meimei, the VAIN POT!

As usual, she plays with my camera, taking pictures of herself and posing for Jiaming to take HER pictures.

When I took over, she die die also wants to squeeze into the screen and so...

Gotta take with her lo... *Faints

Sometimes, Meimei is so Pringles - Once You Popped, You Can't Stop!

Every pictures MUST have her, no matter you want it or not!


And she rejects INTRUDER which in this case, is Jiaming.


Wants to tryout all different styles! *Ah ma Meimei and Toot Toot Meimei...

What can I say about her? Bad influences from us!

Goodnight..

I used to like smurf soooooo much when I was young...

I remember having a smurf plush toy then but I lost it somehow.

Yesterday, Eric sang to me this lullaby that brought me back to my kid's times when I'm still whining to sleep in between my parents!

Awwwww... So nice to have so many friends calling me everynight to sing me lullaby..

And here it goes;

Try to sleep now, close your eyes
Soon the birds will stop singing
Twinkling stars are shining bright
They'll be watching you all night

All the things you enjoyed on this beautiful day
All your friends, all your toys will be waiting for you to play

Mr. Sandman will bring you dreams as soon as the lights are out
And tomorrow you must tell me what those dreams were all about

Try to sleep now close your eyes
Try to think of tomorrow
All those stars wish you goodnight
So I'm switching off the light

One more hug, one more smile, kiss you once, kiss you twice
I'll be here for awhile, try to sleep now and close your eyes

为什么不点???

Frequency of my blog entries are getting longer huh! Hahaha...

Thanks to Luke who got me SO addicted to Maple Story!

Already so not-enough-time-to-maple, Gie introduced me to WeffRiddles.
I slowly and patiently climbed till level 48, it nicely brings me back to level 43 with '(for real this time)'. *Sweat... What the...

Just when I'm getting so bored solving all those questions which dont even looked like questions, thanks to Luke who introduces NEW excitements back in Maple Story! - I'm in a new island with nicer graphics, cuter monsters and more more more EXP!!!!

And JUST when I'm so into gaming, interviews start rolling in! *Although I expected them but still, duhhhh...

I've sent quite a few resumes the past few weeks, only to start receiving replies these few days???!!!

Anyway, was asked to go for an interview at Ngee Ann City for some paperworks to be done in this particular agency.

Woke up at 8am and left the house even before the clock strikes 9am then to realise, I'm too early!

Hai, interviews are all about waiting...

Finishing the whole interviewing thingy at around 10.30am and back home before 11.30am but LOCKED OUTDOOR!!! *I told my mum to wait for me at home and she WENT OUT!!!!!

Waiting at the Kopitiam downstair, I chatted with my enemy then to decide going KTV later.

And so, it became the first time when I actually went to and fro from home to Orchard, back home and then to Orchard again within 2hours.

Here we are at Cineleisure's Kbox.

As usual, she chose all those old old songs from Jimmy Lin, Takeshi Kaneshiro, not forgetting her V6, Jfriends, Kinki... etc *Yawnsssss...

Enemy: 喂, 你为什么不点歌?
Me: 你点了那么多都是我在唱还点什么???!!!

Hai, enough said. Gotta go for another interview now...

Whats Yours?

Was chatting with my 18years friend when the topic pops up;

What are the Vitamins needed for men?

There he came up with this pyramid;


Vitamin S = Sex
Vitamin M = Money

PuzzledMe: Whats Vitamin Z?
MenRep: Sleep lo. *More like PigRep...

So for fun, I made up one for myself as well;

Vitamin L, Vitamin F, Vitamin H and Vitamin T.

Guess what my DEAR FRIEND says???

Vitamin L = Love
Vitamin F = Fuck
Vitamin H = Hentai
Vitamin T = Toys

FriendOf DearFriend: -.-" *Wonder if we're really friend???

Anyway, these are what I REALLY meant;

Vitamin L = Love
Vitamin F = Friends
Vitamin H = Honesty
Vitamin T = Trust

What the.....

The Meaning Of...

妹妹: 哥哥, 你hungry吗?
哥哥: *Shakes head*
妹妹: Huh??? *Roll on bed* 为什么你不hungry呢? 其实你是hungry的对吗?
哥哥: 你要煮什么面?
妹妹: 辣辣面咯!
哥哥: 我只要一点点啊...
妹妹: Okay! *Continue rolling...* 快点去煮...
哥哥: 你要吃还要我煮?
妹妹: Okay 啦! *Run off to kitchen*

3minutes later...

妹妹: *Serve noodle to 哥哥* 好咯!!!!!
哥哥: 这么大碗!!!!!
妹妹: 哈哈!!!! *Run back to room*

Thats the meaning of having siblings...

Friends...

Friends - What are Friends to you?

Someone you know yet could hardly remember his/her name?
Someone you would bother to say 'Hi' or at least smile to when bumped into on the street?
Someone who would say 'Yes' to all your requests?
Someone who can help you during work/school?

Or

Someone who listen?
Someone who lend a helping hand when needed?
Someone who wouldnt mind going the extra mile for you?
Someone who reply your 'Thank you' with 'Thats what friends are for!'?

There are so many definitions found in dictionary, so many different meanings there are to different people.

But the question is, how many true friends do you think you have?

Just like this essay that I came across quite awhile ago.

It says that we should love people for the sake of loving and not expecting anything in return.

If anything returns, good for you!
If it doesnt, take it as an emotion exercise.

So, is this sweet or just simply silly?

When you say 'Haiya, its ok la.. He/She's my friend ma'... How true is it?
When your friend says 'You're my friend, I trust you!', How deep is the trust?
When you say 'I'll be there for you..', exactly how far can you go?

I'm a pure 100% Virgo-ian. 1% perfectionalist.
I alway want to have the best for my friends/loved ones but am I doing so?
I love my friends but am I loving enough?

This dear friend of mine recently got into some kinda trouble.
I wanted very much to help but when I realise I couldnt really do much,
I felt useless.

I just want to say to all my friends, although I can't do much, I might not be always there for you, I might appear to be 'dont really care',

I REALLY LOVE YOU PEOPLE...

I thank everyone for coming into my life and making it colourful and alive!

P/S: You might not believe this but I actually cried when I blog this! Silly me...

Operating System!!

I found this on the net and I think its really interesting to be shared.

Take some time and read ba!!!

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....

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(REPLY)

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:APPOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APPOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .However, be very careful on how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Give Way? Obese Hope!!!!

Last Sunday, while on my way to my grandma's house, I had this very minor accident with this car.
I was on a STRAIGHT road and there was this car which is trying to turn out.

Read it again, TURN OUT!!!!!

My car has already halfway passed it and from my side mirror, the driver did not seems to be stopping or even SLOWING DOWN!!!

Luckily, I was fast enough to turn away but it was too late and my bumper kinda brushed by the other party's bumper.

What the....

After I parked my car, there was this ANG MOH who walked towards me.

AngMohExtra:"Do you know your car hit mine?"

I'mTheVictimHere: Oh, I did?

Seriously, I really hate to quarrel with him so we settled it nicely.

AngMohExtra:"Please be careful in the future, there're 2 kids on the car."

I'mTheVictimHere: So what? I have 3 elderly in MY car????
*I wished I said that! I'm a NICE driver, you see?

Seriously, I'm blardy pissed by the fact that he thinks that I'm in the wrong while I'm the victim here?
Please tell me which rule in Singapore says that car on a STRAIGHT road should GIVE WAY to car joining in????? Expressways would be congested every single second!!!!

What really really pissed me was the fact that the Ang Moh is NOT even the one who's driving!!!!!!!!!!! F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then to add onto my misery, I had another accident again.

At this super duper wooloo carpark, I bumped into these blardy UNSEEN poles!!!

Okay, there's a very obvious dented area at the back of my car...
*KNNB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Breathes..... Innnnnn Outtttttt Innnnn Outtttt.....

Just call me SKC - Suay Ka Chris.

Obsession...

Just went to collect my spectacles.

In fact, I saw this very I-would-say-its-unique kinda spec costing $190 incl. lenses.
Despite the fact that I liked it so much and I decided not to buy is because out of the $190, I guess $180 went to the name itself - LEVIS.

Went to try my luck at the other optics.

There I found this SUPER NICE spec which I just want to bring it back straight away, thinking that anything would have been cheaper than LEVIS, it costs $350!

----> Dumbfounded.
*Definitely I'm going back to get that once I got a job and mostly importantly, PAY!

Gave up, I went back to the 1st optics, not to buy the LEVIS though..
Instead I spent $110 making 2 spectacles - 1 indoor & 1 outdoor.


Suddenly have the urge of collecting different types of spectacles!!!


So how do I look??? *I personally like the 2nd one cos it reminds me of Tony??? LOL!!!

DORAEMON!!!!

Its such a lousy day.

I'm a 100% not enough sleep=lousy mood person.

Early in the morning, awakened by my mama to ferry her to NUH for her appointment.

Here one bag, there one bag...


Its a long long wait in hospital...

After that, we went Beauty World Shopping Centre where my mum claims that she hasnt been there for like 10years?

Exactly, 10years... Where are we here???

I didnt regret though... *Cunning smiles....

I was so damned bored walking around until my mum calls out for me because she found.....

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DORAEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My new carpet!!!!


My new towel!!!!! *Did I mention the dino episode was my 2nd fav compared to the granny one???

Sidetrack, sidetrack....
DORAEMON's family,

My slippers, plush toys, clock and bedsheet!!!


Super Daddy Doraemon and Mini Doraemons of 12 different horoscopes!

One Of Them!

Human beings. What about Human beings?

Human beings hate sarcasm.

Yes, I'm ONE OF THEM.

P/S:Sometimes, people just DON'T realise what they said are actually indirectly hurting another person. Well, I'm not referring to those that come with a purpose or meaning behind them. I understand that some or rather, most positive comments are meant to be hurting, at times or rather, MOST OF THE TIME. We just have to accept the "Man, I guess something is wrong somewhere?" kinda fact. Due to the thoughts that are meant to be kind, we forgive them. But, what do we do when those comments were made WITHOUT any purposes?

Sadly, I happened to kena the later one.

GET ME THE CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!!

SKC...

Trust me, I really wanna blog.

I'm just too busy in mapling
I'm just too tired after mapling
I'm just too lazy after mapling
I'm just too .....

Okay, tomorrow ba.

-SKC (Suay Ka Chris )

Status Confirmed

Finally I understand whats the 6 degrees of separation is all about in Gie's blog!
*All the A knows B and B knows C shits! LOL!!!

It all happened approximately 3months back when I did a search for my primary school friends in Friendster.

Friday, 13 October 2006 - The day I got cursed!
I found Luke and Gary when the joke begins...

Alright, Gary first.

After viewing his photos, I messaged him.
"VirNeiGe wrote:> I'm pretty sure I know u back in pri sch times.. But I cant rem exactlly which class... arghh! Anyway, nice to see ya again! Cheers! "

"Gary wrote:>u look familar to me too...just need to recall...."

By now, obviously we thought we were at least schoolmate???
It took a few more messages for us to exchange MSN and contact numbers.

Well, indeed we were schoolmate but we do not have any encounters back in primary school times!!!

Why is that so??? Because he was my childhood's PLAYMATE instead!!!!
*Hahaha I'm so blessed to be able to find him... Awwww, so sweet!

Alright, Luke's turn.

We confirmed each other as schoolmate since we were from the same batch.
Kept chatting about the who and who in Primary 6 and stuffs, that we neglected the possibility of knowing each other before that...

Similarly, we took a few messages to exchange MSN and contacts.

During a conversation that we had 2 days ago, after I've known him for like almost 3months, we realised we were CLASSMATES!!!!!!!

Classmate A: Well, do you happened to know Tilong then?? I just found him recently as well!!
Classmate B: What? He's your classmate? He's also my classmate leh!
Classmate A: Is it?
Classmate B: Yah! Means we same class is it? You that time is C class ah?
Classmate A: I can't remember but Eric said we were same class from P1 to P3!!!
Classmate B: So am I!!!!!

Okay, status confirmed after I checked with Eric the moment I woke up the next day!

Instead of knowing him for 3months, I've known him for 18 YEARS!!!!
*Do I still need to calculate for Gary??? Definitely more than that!!! *Sweats*

No More Webcam!!!

Okay, I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY regret starting the whole SS thingy...
*SS - Screenshot.

I tried my best to entertain my don't-seem-to-be-very-happy friend and guess what?
It doesn't pay to be kind...

All the silly faces I made were 'PrtSc'-ed and given NICE names!!!
*PrtSc is a key on the computer's keyboard which means printscreen...
1. Acting Shy Virneige *Scroll down for picture...
2. choco-chewing-virneige
3. crazy virneige
4. Iro Shin Virneige
5. Man-looking Virneige
6. scary goldfish virneige
7. Zombified Superwoman Virneige
8. naked virneige
9. naked Virneige #2
*Before your imagination run wild for no. 8 & 9, SCROLL DOWN!!!!!!


1. Acting Shy Virneige *Shouldn't this be like Peek-A-Boo kinda???


I'M CLOTHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've to clarify.

I was wearing a sleeveless top and happened to come across this pose of mine on the webcam, which looked as if I'm naked!

So in order to share the joke, I told Luke "Don't you think I looked NAKED???"

And there he or rather, his finger goes...

No comments.

P/S: Luke, NO MORE WEBCAM!!!!!!!

Rainy Season...

1st Prize: A pair of RAIN'S concert tickets worth $388????

I received this email invitation - AuditionSEA Groove Battle.

It seriously sounds interesting but what really made the whole thing amusing, was the fact that the 1st prize is actually a pair of Rain's concert tickets???

Oh and by the way, if I were to bring a friend along, both my friend and I will also STAND a chance to win RAIN'S concert ticket worth $288!!!!

Awwww... Give me a break!

Frankily speaking, I do like him but not till recently, RAIN'S keeping me indoor!!!

Thats What We're Like..

*Sings* Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday To AH GONG, Happy Birthday To You!!!!!!

It's my grandpa's 70TH Birthday!!!!!!! *Cut cut!!!


Nicholas: Faster la!!!
Nicole: ........... *Swallow saliva*


Nicole: Finally....


Look at the feast we have!!!! *Not forgetting the KFC and dessert which is already in our stomachs!!!

Other than my grandpa, someone's else is celebrating birthday as well wor..

Make a guess???

Is it Jia Ming or Wayne or....

After makan session, its time when the vain pots start checking out the pictures!!!

On the Digital Camera...


On the handphone and even....


On the TV!!!!


YES, We're the VAIN POT FAMILY!!!!

Then its time to laze around...

At the dinning table....


In the bedroom or....


In a corner of the living room!!!!

Thats what we're like during ALL SUNDAYS!!!!

P/S: Happy Sweet 16TH, darling!!!! *Obvious enough le ba???

你那么爱她,我那么爱他

直到爱消失你才懂得去珍惜身边每个美好风景
只是她早已离去
直到爱消失我才懂得去珍惜身边每个美好风景
只是他早已离去

直到你想通她早已经不再对你留恋
最后的你开始了一段挣扎
直到我想通他早已经不再对我留恋
最后的我开始了一段挣扎

你那么爱她 为什么不把她留下 为什么不说心里话
你深爱她 这是每个人都知道啊
我那么爱他 为什么不把他留下 为什么不说心里话
我深爱他 这是每个人都知道啊

你那么爱她 为什么不把她留下 是不是你有深爱的两个她
所以你不想再让自己无法自拔
我那么爱他 为什么不把他留下 是不是我有深爱的两个他
所以我不想再让自己无法自拔

P/S: 你那么爱她, 我那么爱他, 我们却谁也留不住谁...

Noob Vs Pro!!!!

It was such a boring night on the 1ST day of the year.
*What a lousy start...

Just as my mind is silently calling out for help, my hands or rather fingers have already executed neccessary actions - Mass sending messages for entertainer!!!

There the unlucky ONE replied - Dark Purple Luke...

My neverending pestering has succeeded in convincing him to quit killing those CUTE MONSTERS in Maple Story and start entertaining me instead. *Bwahahahahaa...

And so it goes...

We started a game of minesweeper in MSN.

HAHAHA!!! My friend, MINESWEEPER???
I'm a PRO in sweeping mines!!!!

Just as expected;

Noob Vs PRO!!!!

PRO: YEAH!!!!!
Noob: Hai.......
*Try harder next time, noob..

Then it was after the nth times of those BYEs and NITEs, we started screenshooting each other!!! *I really shouldnt have got it started...

My pictures turn out quite ok though... *Phew!!!

We finally ended the chat with tons of mushrooms...

The BLUE ones to be exact!