Bread & Milk.

Last day of the month.
Last day of shopping before GST increases.

Most importantly, its...
PAYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Fu Die.

Thank you, ROTI.

Emergency!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, there's an EMERGENCY in the building, please kindly EVACUATE NOW!!!!!

DO NOT TAKE THE LIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taken from the window in the 8TH floor pantry.

*Wave wave* I'm still here!!!!

Its so dramatic to see people upon hearing such announcement, instead of running, they took their own sweet time, chatting with each others like what we do during shopping, along the corridor towards the exit!!!

My colleague who happened to go out for a drink, took almost an hour to come back!
Feeling curious, I asked why did he take so long to come back.

Apparently, this fellow went to the 2nd floor to buy drink.
On his way back, he heard the announcement and realised the lifts stopped working!

Not panicked at all, he headed to the staircase.
Opening the door, he saw people rushing down the stairs!
As a human's instinct, he followed.

Downstair, he feels weird without seeing any familiar faces, he called one of the colleague realising that we are still in the office, he returned to the building.
As some of the doors are locked which I've no idea why, he couldnt find his way back.

According to him, without the lifts, he climbed the stairs to this floor, found the door locked then went though the other floor's corridor and found the other door locked! Finally coming to this door which he believes that someone missed locking, he got his way back!!!

Trust me, he was perspiring so bad that you would've thought he came in from the rain or something. So funny!

Lil joke during lunch;

Colleague A: Damned crapped ah they should let us join the firedrill ah.
Colleague B: Yalah what if there's a fire and we wont know where to run!
SmartMe: Dont worry, the fire wont come in.
Colleague A: How you know?
SmartMe: The fire doesnt have a pass.
Colleague A&B: ........

Happy Birthday!!!!

Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday To DADDY,
Happy Birthday To You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yum Yum!!!

The family's photo - Louis, The Brother, The Mother and Eric, The Daddy.
The BIG family photo!


Really difficult to take picture man,
THEY CANT STOP MOVING!!!!
Finally....

Sing song lo!!!

Blow!!!!

Cut cut!!!
Its my first time celebrating Daddy's birthday, I almost cracked my brain to come up with something that will definitely SHOCK him!
Guess what?

2 mini pens where I patiently STICKED those glittering beads on.

Packed nicely into a box which I MADE MYSELF.
And the surprise?

$60 WORTHED of $1 coins!!!
Indeed, I shocked Daddy so much that he called immediately after he opened the pressie.
Its just so funny when Daddy just couldnt wait to open the pressie despite the fact that he said he will only be free the next day to open..
Hahahaha Daddy so funny!!!!

我没有, 我真的没有...

Tell me I'm NOT seeing things??!??!?

The system doesnt even allow me to 扛!!!!!

What the...

Seeing it, my mum went to my brother's room and started playing as well...

Trying very hard...

女儿: 你也要等6个五万？

妈妈: 那个是你出老千的!

女儿: ... 我没有出老千啦

After a while...

女儿: 等到了吗?

妈妈: 我也要出老千,为什么你可以, 我不可以???

女儿: 我说我没有出老千!!!!!!

Ready?

Have been hearing alot about guys telling me about the 'not ready to commit' thingy.

I dont understand the thing about not being ready.
What about this commitment thing?

Do you go up to a girl and say "I will marry you, lets date."
Nobody does that.

He said that I can't understand.
Indeed.

I'm not a man.

So Used To it.

There're things whereby you do everyday till it became such a routine that one day when you feel so weird that you dont have to do it anymore.

Its just like after more-than-a-decade of going to school, you find yourself subconsciously picking your backpack standing at the door with the toast still in your mouth and preparing to wear your socks, or starting to hum to the national athemn in the morning 7.30am panting - if you are always late like me.

Giving morning calls are normally what my friends do to me.
Never did I imagine that I will be so hardworking to wake up every single morning to wake someone else up, even when I cant find any reason to wake up so early.

I guess its just a matter of getting used to it and how much you want to do this for that someone.

Giving morning calls has been something I've gotten use over the past few months.

Its only when I found myself pressing the snooze button on my handphone and picking the house phone trying to call that someone, I realised I didnt have to do it anymore. It hurts.

Suddenly it reminds me of the book that I bought 2 years ago when I came across this line;
'Breaking ups are like broken ribs cos every breath hurts.'

Friends keep telling me, "Its ok, you'll get over soon".
Indeed, I will but how long?

"Life has to go on.."
If only it doesnt have to.

It's Over.

我真的以为我可以...

是我太过天真的以为奇迹会发生...

Where's My Daddy??

Recently, I came by this study by psychologists at University of Pecs in Hungary showing that women use dads as a template for picking mate by a process called 'sexual imprinting'.

Attachment formed at childhood has longlasting effect on later mating preferences, creating a model of opposite-sex parent's appearance, which one seek out later in life.

Vice versa, guys go:'Stop nagging, I feel like I married my mum!'

Back Off!

This' my desk back in office.

Yeah, like some kind of systematic freak, I've habit of putting things in place.

Neat and tidy, arent they?
Oh! Did I mention intruders or even visitors
ARE NOT WELCOMED!!!
Yeah, too close.

Only 4!

Grandma's back home since last weekend.

Therefore, being the family with most time available, my mum and I went to her place exceptionally early to helpout.

As a matter of fact, it could have been a boring day if we didnt find something to do to entertain ourselves.

Seeing Meimei sitting on the floor staring at a yellow toolbox with her hand so tempted to touch and yet, with her eyes checking if Jia Rong, the owner is looking, JoeRoy and I joined her.

Jiejie: Meimei, what are you doing?
Meimei: *Pointing at the yellow box and whines* I want to play.
Jiejie: Play lo.. *Opens up the box and took out Jia Rong's Pokemon collections

Trying to be funny, I took out this figurine which looks alot like a pineapple and showed to Meimei.

Jiejie: Meimei, do you know the name of this?
Meimei: *Thinks hard* No..
Jiejie: This is the PINEAPPLE MAN!!!!
Meimei: *Looked at me with a bitchy face* Not funny at all. *Turns away*
Jiejie: .....

I cant imagine what just happened!!!!

Its not funny, I know but she's only 4!!!!

Then again, she picked up another blue colour figurine.

Meimei: This is La Tio.
JoeRoy: Is it?
Meimei: Yes, La Tio is the RED colour one.
JoeRoy: But this is blue, so this is La BLUE.
Jiejie: ...

YES, they are my cousins.
Heard from my aunt that Meimei actually told other kids in school, DON'T PISS ME OFF!!!
I repeat. She's ONLY 4.

我以为

你曾说不想有天让 我知道你对他有那么好
你说会懂我的失落 不是靠宽容就能够解脱

我以为我出现的时候刚好 你和他正说要分开
我以为你已对他不再期待 不纵容他再给你伤害

我以为我的温柔 能给你整个宇宙
我以为我能全力 填满你感情缺口
专心陪在你左右 弥补他一切的错
也许我太过天真 以为奇迹会发生

我以为终究你会慢慢明白 他的心已不在你身上
我的关心你依然无动于衷 我的以为只是我以为

他让你红了眼眶 你却还笑着原谅
原来你早就想好 你要留在谁身旁
我以为我够坚强 却一天天地失望 (却输得那么绝望)
少给我一点希望 希望就不是奢望

The Orange Shoe.

It's a nice pair of sexy orange shoe but,

BE CAREFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cos it bites.

My new Sexy...

I LOVE ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Grandmother.

Life's so messy lately.

Since last Friday, the Grandmother was admitted into hospital, life is just home, work and hospital.

Why is it messy, you ask.

See for yourself.

Just imagine Family Day at the hospital.

Not to mention those small lil people except for 2, are all staying over at my place since Sunday.

CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They sleep so late. They run around. They make so much noise.

They wake up so early. They talk so loud. They walk here walk there.

Thank you.

I Love My Job!

Trust me, office is never an interesting place if you never take the initiative to add colours into it.
A SUPER DUPER MINI flea market was held in my office today.

We were supposed to bring along our barang barang to sell but, who cares?
It only matter when we fork out the money to buy, isnt it?
Someone's selling, someone just gotta buy!

There were a few things which I really feel like buying but instead of me buying, I managed to PSYCHO the very romantic guy Sayeeth to buy for us!

Chocolate is NOT the main point, the box is. *I wanted the box to put all my small lil rubbish I have on my table lah!

I was rather surprised when I asked for the balloon and he got it as well!

Awwww... The fan that fills our office with LOVE!!!!


The very UN-ROMANTIC man, Sayeeth.

It all started with Syaiful digging out a 20cents and I used it to buy a...

TOP Chocolate bar!!!

I SO enjoyed my day that I can loudly tell everyone, I LOVE MY JOB!
*You didnt think I mean it, do you?