Emergency!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, there's an EMERGENCY in the building, please kindly EVACUATE NOW!!!!!

DO NOT TAKE THE LIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taken from the window in the 8TH floor pantry.

*Wave wave* I'm still here!!!!

Its so dramatic to see people upon hearing such announcement, instead of running, they took their own sweet time, chatting with each others like what we do during shopping, along the corridor towards the exit!!!

My colleague who happened to go out for a drink, took almost an hour to come back!
Feeling curious, I asked why did he take so long to come back.

Apparently, this fellow went to the 2nd floor to buy drink.
On his way back, he heard the announcement and realised the lifts stopped working!

Not panicked at all, he headed to the staircase.
Opening the door, he saw people rushing down the stairs!
As a human's instinct, he followed.

Downstair, he feels weird without seeing any familiar faces, he called one of the colleague realising that we are still in the office, he returned to the building.
As some of the doors are locked which I've no idea why, he couldnt find his way back.

According to him, without the lifts, he climbed the stairs to this floor, found the door locked then went though the other floor's corridor and found the other door locked! Finally coming to this door which he believes that someone missed locking, he got his way back!!!

Trust me, he was perspiring so bad that you would've thought he came in from the rain or something. So funny!

Lil joke during lunch;

Colleague A: Damned crapped ah they should let us join the firedrill ah.
Colleague B: Yalah what if there's a fire and we wont know where to run!
SmartMe: Dont worry, the fire wont come in.
Colleague A: How you know?
SmartMe: The fire doesnt have a pass.
Colleague A&B: ........